Michael Bay hates my childhood: TMNT Edition
 

So Michael Bay is rebooting the Ninja Turtles and what they look like has finally been leaked:

http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/4445...iginal/640.jpg

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God help us all.

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Reminds me of this honest trailer:

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All of the poorly shot shaky-cam extravaganzas are prefixed by this as far as I'm concerned:


Not even decent B movie material

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The ending said it all, "ah man, the ninja turtles are fucked."

Raphael with Oakley sunglasses, Nem. Oakley sunglasses.

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Now you know how the trekkies feel =p

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Well shit, it's not like Rick Berman did a whole lot better than Abrams =p

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I'm going to have a hard time sleeping tonight.

Hopefully this might be the stumbling block for Michael Bay, or maybe Transformers 4. Something needs to mess this guy up, all of his recent releases have been received poorly but they're still making money. If the latter was taken out of the equation, then maybe we could be given a reprieve from this mining of the past.

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Well, as long as no one comes back to reboot my childhood favourite, Masters of the Universe...

But yea, ruining my childhood favourites like GI Joe and Transformers was bad enough, and let's not even get started with what George Lucas did to Star Wars, or what he and Spielberg did to Indiana Jones...

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http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__...-childhood.jpg


Man the TMNT reboot is going to be awful...christ...https://www.google.ca/search?q=right...pg%3B400%3B310

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Just imagine if he decides to take over the next Indiana Jones or Jurassic Park :p