House M.D.

[MakaraTenshi]

Anyone watch House M.D.? For those who don't what House M.D. is, it's a show about a snarky doctor named House who basically is a sarcastic arse no matter what and is very amusing none the less and he has random cases that he has to solve with his three interns before the patient dies which has happened a couple of times.

I personally love the show because of House and what all he's done and gotten away with.

Here's a lovely quote from the show:

Dr. Cameron: I'm uncomfortable about sex.
Dr. Robert Chase: Well, we don't have to talk about this...
Dr. Cameron: Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.
[She pauses to catch her breath]
Dr. Robert Chase: [He is speechless]
Dr. Cameron: Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Know that women can have an hour long orgasm?
Dr. Eric Foreman: [enters]
Dr. Cameron: [as if nothing had just occurred] Hey Foreman. What's up?

[Zamamee]

Hah, I freaking LOVE House. I just love how he's always so sarcastic and in-your-face, and yet he's always right. It's a great show. Beats the hell outta ER for medical dramas, anyway.

[MakaraTenshi]

Oh yeah definately. It's funny how in the beginning of the show he'll says what's wrong with the patient then after being told he's wrong, winds up being right in the end.
Did you see the one where he induced his own migraine?

[fett321]

That was a good one. What some people won't do to prove someone else wrong. I love the show. I always like how he knows which test will prove what he is looking for.

[SilentScythe]

the show is great, he always knows whats going on and always ends up either being the cause for saving the paitient or at least knowing what killed them, and despite how everyone disproves of his methods, he's always the one who ends up being right at the end. Personally despite his constanmt rude remarks, i think omar epps character is more of assh**e than house.

[MakaraTenshi]

yeah he is, the 2 part episode when he got infected with the disease which killed a police officer was very amusing.

[SilentScythe]

i liked the epsidoe afterwards where he temporarily lossened his ass a little. un fortunately, it was not meant to last. have they come out with a season one dvd yet?

[MakaraTenshi]

yeah but you know that a nice Foreman won't stay nice for long and yes they have the first and second season on dvd which i should go and buy....

[Zamamee]

This is definitely one of those shows I'm going to get on DVD. Hell, I don't even watch TV these days. The only things I even watch are the news, and House.

[beef flaps]

Originally Posted by MakaraTenshi

Did you see the one where he induced his own migraine?

Yep. Took acid to get rid of it.
Great episode.

I'm still stuck on the last one where he had whats her name on the table and he was playing around with that machine, popping her buttons off.
Man she is FINE.