Favorite Family Guy Scene ever?

[Guyver]

Yet another funny moment I seen was on Adult Swim on Cartoon Network. In the episode where Peter becomes president of the toy company he works for since a conglomerate bought them out. After the floor was coated with the micro teflon coating and they all fall down you see Stewie sliding across the floor but naked and he says something like I'm nude skiing on ice.

[demonized_outlaw]

my favorite moment would have to be in the death episode when they mention the squid and to ignore it..then it flashes back and it shows the squid all pissed nd it clears the table,,,i laughed till i peeded my pants

[Elem3nt]

The episode when peter goes to femenist camp, when he comes back he wants to be a women so he takes stewie out of his crib and try to breast feed him, hahahaha I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself.

[S.T.A.L.K.E.R.]

When he was in the plane, after taking over for the grim reaper and he touchs the pilot.....thats funny....and all the people shooting eachother in that bar

[shappenfit]

My favorite scene was when Brian and Stewie were in Germany. Brian asked the tour guide why there was a big blank in their pamphlet for the years 1939-45. The Guide responded, "Everybody was on Vacation!" Then Brian said that Germany invaded Poland in 1939, and the guide responded, "we were invited. punch was served. check with Poland."
Hilarious :lol:

[NiteStryker]

So many to choose from...

I loved it when Stewie was reading brians' moms' eulogy...

Stewie: And god said to Abraham, you will kill your son Issac. And Abraham said to God "Im sorry, I cant hear you, you have to speak into the micrphone', and god said 'oh im sorry, is this better'?
Brian: No, say something about my mother
Stewie: oh alright...I did not kno her as a dog, but I did kno her as a table...she was sturdy and
Brian: Thanks, thanks, thats enough

Rode to Rhode Island and the other one with Brian and Stewie are the best.

[the_penguin_king]

My fav is the one where at the end of it, ther watching a blooper program, and the presenter says, "Watch what happens when James( i dunno his real name) tries to say, she sells seashells on the sea shore.
Kuts to the scene

Girl: hey james, what does your mom do for a living?
James: She sells seashells on the...(and a bear bursts through the wall and starts to kill him).

Hilarious!

Matt.

[TheMack]

Any scene with Quahog's mayor. Especially when he wants to marry his hand and when the preist says,"If anyone objects, speak now or forever hold your peace." And his other hand begins to rise in objection and then Adam West barks," YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE!"

Mack

[Anlushac11]

Quagmire walks in and finds the cheerleader tied up in the bathroom.."Dear Diary"

Any scene with the Evil monkey.


Stewie in the inherited mansion. "You! bring me the Wall Street Journal. You and You...fight to the death."

Witness protection episode. Town puts on a play recreating "The War of Northern Agression".

Episode where Peter gets in touch with his feminine side and decides to nurse Stewie. Stewie wakes up in the middle and realizes he was nursing on Peters nipple and is traumatized.