What's the wierdest/funniset thing you did/saw in Oblivion?

[Serio]

Originally Posted by RickyL

I was inside the Thieves Guild HQ and one of the guards were after me (I had the gray foxs mask on as i would be over encumbered otherwise). So i put the equipment i didn't need in the chests, took the mask off and yielded to tbhe guard who wandered out of my bedroom. He then struck up a conversation with Armand, and they proceeded to talk about the "blasted" thieves guild and how the gray fox didn't exist... except that Armand was talking in soomeone elses voice... -_-

I can just imagine the guard going, "He's that thief the Imperial Watch is always going on about? Chasing after shadows is a bad image".

Spoiler:

Meeting with Baurus at the Tavern, i had OOO on and got up to walk into the basement. Baurus too got up, but took a sip of the ale, and fell over drunk. I had to wait 30 seconds for him to get up

[Genericname5632]

Well I was finishing that White Stallion quest and was giving the Count of Leyawiin the bows.
It was nighttime and I couldn't be stuffed waiting until daytime so I sneaked into his room.
As usual, he rushed at me to punch me, so I yielded him several times until he talked to me and gave him the bows, etc, then I tried to leave, but him and his wife had started attacking me.
I kept on yielding him again, hoping for him to get back to bed, when he suddenly gave up on me, and started attacking his wife!
At first the countess fought back, but then she fled and begged for mercy, and he refused and ran after her and went through the whole castle attacking her. The guards ignored them, and just went after me, when all I was doing was watching.
Random.

[mad_killa]

Originally Posted by Genericname5632

Well I was finishing that White Stallion quest and was giving the Count of Leyawiin the bows.
It was nighttime and I couldn't be stuffed waiting until daytime so I sneaked into his room.
As usual, he rushed at me to punch me, so I yielded him several times until he talked to me and gave him the bows, etc, then I tried to leave, but him and his wife had started attacking me.
I kept on yielding him again, hoping for him to get back to bed, when he suddenly gave up on me, and started attacking his wife!
At first the countess fought back, but then she fled and begged for mercy, and he refused and ran after her and went through the whole castle attacking her. The guards ignored them, and just went after me, when all I was doing was watching.
Random.

If this situation needed a name I'd call it "The random massacre".But seriously WTH,thats the weirdest thing so far

[Lord RPGs]

Well, finding two Maglirs following me has got to go as "Pretty Darn Weird". No, seriously. There was two of them.

Terrifying.

[conorlord]

goin into owens (fighters guild man) house and he had painted a really crappy painting of a stickman fighting some sort of creture it was so funny seriously have a look in his house

[RickyL]

I had done the Dark Brotherhood quest where you kill Baenlin (HE has a bodyguard called Gromm). Anywaym i had done the quest a while ago and Gromm was in the local pub, so i went in. He was sitting down and i felt like killing him, so i hit him with a power attack from behind (Not a stealth). As soona as i hit him, he dissapeared. The innkeeper would run to kill me, but would stop as soon as Gromm disappeared (Which took all of one second). I reloaded the game, and then they started talking about what news there was. THey then confirmed that Baenlin was dead, and they both said that they wondered what Gromm would do now that Baenlin was dead. Note that Gromm was actually saying this himself...


I think my Oblivion gamesave is really fu**ed up xD I have so many glitches!

[conorlord]

thast pretty cool

[343guiltymc]

The wierdest thing I've seen is getting arrested after arriving at the palace with Martin and getting arrested. I payed the fine and somehow teleported to Bruma castle.

[RickyL]

You can jump from the top of frostcrag spire to the bottom of it, and occasionally, you can jump off something about 15 feet and nearly die... -_-

[The Walrus]

Got a mod that adds a bunch of new NPCs and some assassins that will attack randomly. During one of those attacks, a guard hit one of the attacking peasants and this soon evolved into all of the NPCs trying to kill each other. I left for a couple hours, thinking it'd sort itself out, but upon returning the battle was still continuing.