What's the wierdest/funniset thing you did/saw in Oblivion?

[Vince]

^ Haha, that's funny

[mad_killa]

well the thing im gonna say now didnt happen by accident.Well most of you now the famous "troll of dive rock" easter egg well when you kill it you can get some loot and several body parts of the woman who was eaten by the underfrytke matrion well i took the legs,the arms,the head and the torso and guess what i did with them......... ............ ..........Well i put them in a DISPLAY CASE i lmao-ed hard i put her whole body in a single display case (there was a bit of room left so i also put that journal from the camp site) wish i could post a screen shot but i dont have any.Why because the aliens stole them from me

[Kyross]

I did something like that. I used a mod house (Touran's tower) and I put the mother's rotten head from the dark brotherhood quest and all the other womans body parts as decorations in my living room.

Also when I was at an enchanting altar I noticed something funny-someone had broken into my house and started punching me. I started chasing them down the floors but killed them just as they reached the exit port. So I looted their clothing and had a nice Argonian doormat since the interior doesn't clear itself.

[RickyL]

THis all happened a few days ago... anyway.

I had just finished the final Thieves Guild quest, so i had an infamy of 100 and a fame total of 0, so people hated me. I was walking around the Imperial City Market District and some random women walked in front of me and shouted "WHAT" really really loudly. It wasn't the normal volume of their "What" either, it was stuipidly loud. Needless to say i was p*ssing my self laughing.

Five minutes later, i walked into Edgars Discount spells and found Edgar dead on the floor along with 3 Legion guards. On the opposite side of the room, was a Legion guard and a palace guard fighting. The legion guard stopped and walked away, while the Palace guard merrily hacked away at the Legion guards shins. He eventually killed hi and walked off, leaving me with free loot xD.

[Deafhlane]

lol, i havnt had that happen INSIDE a shop before, and very rarely wen outside. the other day was in a cave doing usual loot runs, carried along a dark brotherhood murderer so he might get kiled and id get his stuf (), but came to a part where it had shalow water and saw a mud crab. so the murderer runs ahead of me, and before he can swing to kill the crab he says the usual line (but not around mud crabs) 'I've faught mud crabs more fearsome than you', and ive just thought to myself, 'like wtf dude, that is a mud crab'... i was laughing for ages after... the only reason i think it happened was because there was a marauder just around the corner and the crab got in his way of getting to the person... lol

[Erased]

Shield-Bashing the Adoring fan off Dive rock is very humerous

[mad_killa]

another funny thing happened when i installed a mod that adds a suit of armor.Anyway this armor had a specific way of collecting it similar to a quest you got to some hellish place kill an nps wearing the armor and then loot it.first you have to kill one dude in frostfire glaive wearing one of the suits (there were 2 suits)but i also had a mod for frost antorach armor with an npc there as well when i got there i found the icy guy dead and the other one alive and well.Gave frosty a rematch(via resurrect)and he died again i was laughing like hell then i went to the hellish place i spoke of earlier which was "the hand of god" by the tittle you get that it was a giant hand in the sky.When i got on the hand out of nowhere another guy wearing the new armor was running like 50 km/h at me.In the heat of the moment i though HOLY F*****G S**T luckly im a cheater so i killed him via console What's so funny about this ? well i was still searching for the last suit and i was expecting a third guy.i entered a portal nearby and went to place in the same cell and got the third armor free from a chest.What was so funny is that i could've gotten this suit right from the start since there were floating rocks that led to the portal that got me in this hell cell.In other words i could've gotten the better suit for nothing with absolutely no fights.to put it simple i screwed up .But i still got all suits though

[Serio]

Resurrecting a legendary thread!

I was playing around with my new Frenzy spell(Frenzy up to Level 18 for 60 Seconds). I hit one of the 3 brothers that run the Black Horse courier. He began slashing him. After he died, i turned around, and accidentally hit the other brother with a fireball. I was arrested, and returned a day later to find two brothers dead. Not that wierd, eh? No, but this is! I waited a day, and came back on my way to a shop when i noticed the corpses had not only moved, but also changed clothes.

[Deafhlane]

We all like the Adoring fan right? Well, if you don't i surely do. Why?

Well just yesterday i thought id have some fun, i got the little bugger to follow me to see if i could outrun him enough so he would lose me. Of course oblivion doesnt work like that so i stopped that and decided to fort nikel and show the adoring fan wat the wilds like

Fairly enough we got there, and oh would you look at that, a big fat ogre is coming towards me! i though im not fighting it just yet, ill just block. so im standing there with my shield up wen its running towards me, but it ran striaght past me... the only place it cud go was to the adoring fan. so i turn around... and there he goes, running as fast as his little legs can carry him up the hill with the ogre chasing him.

i though, well im not going to chase him, so i heading over to the fort door. it didnt take long until both the adoring fan and the ogre went into the fort itself. well this was interesting. as soon as i go in there, bandits are attacking him and the ogre. i didnt feel like lifting my sword, since the others were so busy fighting eachother. i just ran around the fort for the next couple of minutes going through chests and barrels. about 5 minutes since the fighting had started, everyone (but me ) was dead.

THEREFORE: if you want an easy way to clear out a fort, cave or maybe even ruin, just get an ogre to chase the little bastard (adoring fan)



also to add to this; just then after i was leaving fyrelight cave after completely clearing it out, i went through the door to the main chamber. HE WAS THERE! that really pissed me off... so im off again to get him killed (again)

[RickyL]

I was inside the Thieves Guild HQ and one of the guards were after me (I had the gray foxs mask on as i would be over encumbered otherwise). So i put the equipment i didn't need in the chests, took the mask off and yielded to tbhe guard who wandered out of my bedroom. He then struck up a conversation with Armand, and they proceeded to talk about the "blasted" thieves guild and how the gray fox didn't exist... except that Armand was talking in soomeone elses voice... -_-