What's the wierdest/funniset thing you did/saw in Oblivion?

[Inyri Forge]

Yes well I don't think they're supposed to call the city guard, either. The Grey Fox calling the city guard...

[WarMasterCTF]

Originally Posted by StarWarsGeek

He did that because the house you were in belonged to a fellow thief. Ever read the book Honor Among Thieves? Thieves don't steal from fellow thieves.

Yes, I'm aware of that. Still, it was a pretty humourous experience.

[S.T.A.L.K.E.R.]

I've picked up things before by accident and attacked too many times to count.

I'm not a thief, I just clicked to fast!!!

[unr3al]

I was in Bruma walking around when I saw some elf woman running away from a guard chasing her with a sword. I thought she must have committed a crime and I wanted to see if she'd get away of get killed so I followed the foot chase. She went into a church and the guard followed. As I went in, I noticed a 2nd guard had showed up. They had her cornered and she tried to fight them with her fists.

The fight didn't go very well for her. She was dead within a few seconds. After the guards started to walk away, I searched her body to see what she possibly could have stolen to make them so pissed off...

It was an ear of corn. They killed her over an ear of corn... in a church.

[Inyri Forge]

Yeah I saw the guards kill City-Swimmer over a loaf of bread.

[Cometgames13]

hmmm..... I would have to say, 2 pirates from the same ship killing each other.... the one in the Waterfront District. I know it's not that weird, but stiff....

[megadace]

I think the weirdest thing ever was when I first got the game and went into someone's house, the only light was a candle and it shined on this ladies face. Her eyes we're like half shaded with black and they followed me around wherever I went.... Of course I had to kill her at that point...

[Minstrel_in_the_Gallery]

One time when I was feeling rather bored, I went and stole something just for the heck of it. Not so funny, right? Well, right after I got out of jail, (Didn't feel like paying. Hey, I was bored!) Anyway, right after I got out of jail, I stared a waterfront guard in the face, said "to heck with it," and punched him. The funny part was when the pirates all came over to give me a hand! Man, did that guard ever regret patrolling the waterfront that day!

[ItsChip]

when i was doing dark brotherhood quest(you know the one where u hav to drop the light thing on the guys head whens he's on his chair)well anyway,i went upstairs to cut the rope and when i did i was like "yeah!!",then i looked behind me and he was just standing there,i was all like"ehhhh",so i sliced the guy and ran like hell

[Serio]

I once had one where a guard was chasing a thief. Nothing special, but then they exited Bruma, and the thief ran around a corner, jumped down the hill, and the Guard followed, killing himself in the jump. I laughed so hard.