Voice Acting Request

[GordonFreeman911]

Hey, I need someone to Voiceact the Origional Mudcrab Merchant. Here are the lines. Best voice act gets put into the mod


Whaddaya think? Sheesh. I'm a mudcarb... crab. Shure. A mudcrab. Thas me. Pretty sure. I LOOK like a mudcrab, right? Mush be. Thish IS me talking, right? So? I mush be...a talking mudcrab. And I sells stuff, right? So? I mush be a talking mudcrab merchant. Stands to reason, don't it?

Sure. Thash what I said? Did I stutter or shomethin? Talking. Mudcrab. Merchant. Read my lips. Ehr. Mouthparts? Read my mouthparts? Shomethin ain't right. But never mind. Jush one-a life's little myshteries. So. You gonna buy shomethin? Or sit here jawin' all day.

PS. If anyone can send me the origional files of the actual Merchant, to compare, it would be greatly appreciated.

[penumbra]

unfortunately gordan didn't know this, but the origanal files don't exist >.< which is annoying, so unless people who would download this would like to hear some AWESOME mudcrab default sounds, or like making up their own as they play (like me.... lol) we could use some help. right now i've recruited microsoft sam as my main voice acting man (since like... my comp mike suckz0rs)

[GordonFreeman911]

I sounded like a retarded 50 year old when I did it, not drunk. Re-tar-ded. Gawd it was so bad my computer's speakers blew up.

EDIT: I didn't know that they didn't exist. Was there Voice Acting in MW?
EDIT2:

Originally Posted by -Þënümbra-

(since like... my comp mike suckz0rs)

You could record it and I could take out the fallaffel from your mic. I have a program to do just that.
EDIT3: I might have someone to try.
EDIT4: He's trying. I'll upload the files as soon as I get them (that is, if I get em)
EDIT5: He'll do it tomorrow night.
EDIT:6 We still need people to do it. I need comparison. And I'll need to have some input from Pen.

[GordonFreeman911]

Okay, I can't edit anymore, so. Someone on my MSN list got the Voicefile. I'll PM it to you Penumbra.

EDIT: We still need people.
EDIT2: I'm tinkering with that file I sent you Pen. Ask me for the tinkered one once you log on.
EDIT3: He's just screwing around now. I think he's gone. Unless you like him, Pen. I'm sure we can go better though.
EDIT4: Pen, If you decide to texture him instead of making him a ghost, then we can put him into Imperial City or somewhere. And I can also make a picture for it and send it into elderscroll files.

[StarWarsGeek]

dude ppl dont talk in morrowind if thats the sound u want. the tallking is all text. the only talking characters are the main characters and thats only in cutscenes. there were only 3 or 4 cutscenes in the game. the only sounds the mudcrab merchant had was was regualar mud crab groans and moans. he carries 10,000 gold. o and there is one more piece of dialoge....two actually if u count the "Thank you. Come again."after a trade. the first one was something about being dry and staying outta the water....i cant remember exatly what though. any1 could do the diologue cause there originally was no vioce. heres a link to morrowind easter eggs. the mudcrab's (and creeper's) dialouge is there somewhere. http://til.gamingsource.net/dogate/mw_easter_eggs.shtml

[GordonFreeman911]

Found it
Talking Mudcrab Merchant

The talking mudcrab merchant is yet another famous easter egg in Morrowind. He, the talking Mudcrab merchant, is a... Well, he's a talking Mudcrab merchant living on an island just south-east of the Dwemer ruin of Mzahnch, east of Vivec City. He's always got ten thousand gold on him and he buys and sells everything at its base value. Basically, he's Creeper, except he's a Mudcrab, he has more gold than Creeper, he doesn't trade in as many kinds of items as Creeper does and he's in the middle of nowhere. But, if you want to meet him yourself, please be careful- he looks just like a normal Mudcrab, and he's labelled just like a normal Mudcrab. Here's how the talking Mudcrab merchant greets you:
"'How dry I am... How dry I am... Nobody knows... How dry I am....' SHAY! Hi. There. Lesh make a deal. I got... stuff. Lots. Here. See?"
If you ask him about his background, this is what he says:
"Whaddaya think? Sheesh. I'm a mudcarb... Crab. Shure. A mudcrab. Thas me. Pretty sure. I LOOK like a mudcrab, right? Mush be. Thish IS me talking, right? So? I mush be... A talking mudcrab. And I sells stuff, right? So? I mush be a talking mudcrab merchant. Stands to reason, don't it?"
When you ask him about being a talking Mudcrab merchant, he says the following thing:
"Sure. Thash what I said? Did I stutter or shomethin? Talking. Mudcrab. Merchant. Read my lips. Ehr. Mouthparts? Read my mouthparts? Shomethin ain't right. But never mind. Jush one-a life's little myshteries. So. You gonna buy shomethin? Or sit here jawin' all day."