What if game.

[Tricorder]

A:

Originally Posted by Granyaski

...resulting in Han having his arms ripped off

That.

Q: What if the Jedi Council played poker?

[Granyaski]

A: [Mace uses the force to look at Yoda's cards[ "hmmm cheating, you are" says Yoda pushing his chair backwards as he steps back " oi I had a stright flush!" screams Ayyla drawing her lightsabers "Your cheating to you bitch" and the other council members duel into the night. Emanwhile Obi_wan has sneaked under the able...looked at all the cards then nicked the cash

Q: What fi the Sith played poker together?

[Fyurii]

They'd be banned from all casinos, gambling dens, and tournaments for waving their hands and saying;
"You don't want to challenge my five aces."

What if the Jedi Council hadn't held themselves aloof from the rest of the Order and the Galaxy in general?

[RedDevilXLT]

A: then everyone in the galaxy would get pissed off by those pesky little bitches who overcomplicate the political matters of the universe. Just take a goddamned fucking lighsabre and cut his fucking head off! ("his" being a generalized term)

Q: What music would Mace listen to in his free time?

[Tricorder]

That is not a what if question. Please stay on topic. And he would listen to rap.

Q: What if the Jedi Younglings took Lightsabers from their Masters and hide them somewhere in the Temple?

[RedDevilXLT]

LOL right, I keep doing that...


A: There would be a lot of repressed urges to force choke the little fuckers.

Q: What if the Jedi used Dark powers to accomplish good deeds?

[Tricorder]

A: The old saying no good deed goes unpunished would get a new meaning.
Q: What if Sith used Light powers to play with each other? No, not like that, you pervert.

[RedDevilXLT]

A: there'd be a lot of sexually frustrated individuals. I mean, think about it: its always the conservative "good guy" who gets off doing the "bad deed," because its "taboo." A bad guy doesn't get off by doing light side stuff. He only gets off by doing dark side stuff because it only feeds the paradoxical urges to get off by being evil, which, only makes the urges stronger and happen more often. (seriously, how else did you think I was going to answer that question?)

Q: What if Darth Vader was a tree hugger?

[Tricorder]

A: Trees would hug him back.
Q: What if Yoda was in the mafia?

[RedDevilXLT]

A: He'd be the godfather of all godfathers.

Q: What if Luke was his right hand bitch?