BF1942 Mod Makers Request

[TheWhistler]

Greatings, I would like to request a new mod for 1942. The following is an idea me and my friends had for some time now. I don't have the time to learn how to make the mod so hopefully some one out there will see the humor in it and create it.

Hello, oh Great Computer MOD Gods
I have yet another request, Gender War 1942, lets make love not war. Based on Japanese Anime: Love Hina, Ranma ½, Kamen no Maid Guy, I MY ME Strawberry Eggs, SOS Brigade, and Hanaukyo Maid Team I would like to see a humorous battle of the sexes game. (Please don’t watch Kanon, Clannad, or Aria before making this game).
Game Concept: The battle of the sexes follows the exploits of men and women via humor through a resort, vacation spot, or small community. In order to win the men must make money, buy items, and peep on female characters to heal. Female characters must steal or purchase game items before the male characters get them. Character points are based on who controls vacation spots and who has the most money (and/or items) by the end of a 10~15 minute game. Can the females defend themselves from the perverts? Can the male characters survive this love-hate relationship. Now you can decide!!!
Male Roles
1) Hustler: Description- Character dressed in disco costume:
a. Sweet Talk: Allows a character to steal a limited amount of cash from a female character.
b. Slide of Hand: Allows character to steal an item from another character.
c. Sprint: Character runs faster in this mode.
2) Flamer: Description- Slim-weak male character
a. Dress Drag- Dress to look like a female.
b. Peeping Tom Glasses works on both sexes.
c. Dance Move: Dodges all attacks.
3) Alpha Male
a. Words of Seduction: Stun effect on all female characters within 10ft of character.
b. Song 1: Draws stationary female characters to the Alpha Male. "Ohh Yaa Haaaaa..."
c. Song 2: Repulses stationary femal characters from the alpha male.
4) Playboy: Description- Average well dressed male.
a. Strike a pose: area stun.
b. Bling Bling: Attracts female characters.
c. Grope: Restores health.
5) Stud: Description: Large dumb looking male character:
a. Beer Belch: Knocks out female characters in front of Stud.
b. Fart: Allows character to jump unrealistically.
c. Donut: Makes target characters grow excessively fat (no special powers) for 15 seconds.
Male Default Weapons:
Punch/slap: Because the game is for laughs is should only stun.
Peeping Tom Bino’s: Spotting a female character with the bino’s heals 1 point per second.

Female Roles
1) Blondie: Description- Average female capable:
a. Chatter Box: Talking a character into confusion (target stun).
b. Sexy clothing-area stun.
c. Perfume: attracts all stationary male characters.
2) Athlete : Description- Slim female capable of :
a. Unrealistic jumps.
b. No fall damage.
c. Stealth mode (no sound effect)
d. Strike a Pose: Stun effect target character.
c. Sprint: Character runs faster in this mode.
3) S & M Master: Description- Strong crazy looking female character mastering weapons of pain and destruction:
a. The wipe… knock down effect.
b. The feather… makes target character jump.
c. The Machinegun… weapon causes damage and respawn.
d. The pan… stun effect
4) Mystic: Description- Average female capable of changing into (3) disguises:
a. look like a man,
b. camouflage,
c. sexy outfit (area stun effect).
5) Idol: Description- small shy female who’s natural ability is to rebound all physical attacks because she is so darn cute.
a. Guilt: Reduces a mans cash flow to zero instantly.
b. Hide mode: Allows the shy & quiet young lady vanish as long as she does not move.
Female Default Weapons:
Punch: Because the game is for laughs is should only stun. Each hit deducts health and money from male characters. (If the button is held the attack should become a throw).
Kick: Because the game is for laughs it should reposition a character or item in the game.

Special Purchase Items:
Dango Ball (5credits) – its cuteness attracts females and flamers.
Tax Book (10 credits)- When thrown the book knocks out target character.
Pan (3 credits)- Good Hand to Hand Weapon.
Friendship Ring (15 credits)- Prevents that character from attacking you.
Bucket of Cold Water (20 credits)- Forces a sex change in characters hit with water.
Missile Launcher (25 credits)- Forces respawn. 4 missiles payload.
Rainbow Bread (5 credits)- when wrapper is removed it blinds all characters in area.
Special Red Jam (3 credits)- Anyone who touches the jar after it is set out is forced to respawn.

Resort Places of Work (for money):
Bar: 1 credit a 30 seconds
Kitchen: 1 credit a minute
DJ: 1credit every 1.5 minutes
Life Guard: 1 credit every 3 minutes
Clerk: 1 credit every 5 minutes

Hopefully this will get the creative juices flowing... have fun with it. Thanks
TheWhistler & MrLovher