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Brookster
June 18th, 2003 03:39 PM
Data: Sir we just appear to have drove the enterprise into a airfix tiger painting factory
Picard: An intriging situation Data, we have not had some contact with airfix for some time. On screen
Airfix Worker: Captain Picard, Welcome....It is so nice that you could arrive to see us, but this is the end captain, your crew will travel the depths of space no more. You have 3 hours to ponder the situation of your impending doom, before we destroy you.
Picard: Well then, that leaves me no over choice then to disguise myself as a model tiger, sneak inside the base, and fire my tv remote....I mean phaser at the enemy. Is my away team ready?
Officer: They just lost 3-0 at Aston Villa
Picard: I bet it was that Southgate wasn't it! He does us everytime!
......Opps......I forget this is a forum. I shall refrain from script writing